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Venezuela has a problem. Their currency is worthless. I’ve been giving out 500 bolivar notes with some of the orders people have been placing as a special reward for the wonderful and lovely customers here at Scofflaws.Shop. Fun and games are okay, but in all seriousness, the people of Venezuela are not having a fun time when it comes to any level of economic activity.

This is why I like Dash. Dash is a cryptocurrency, one that allows the private sending of money at lightning-fast speeds. It’s backed by blockchains, and has tiny transaction fees and a high amount of liquidity.

Dash has the ability to help people in Venezuela accomplish what we would consider normal, every day tasks in a more secure manner, one that doesn’t rely on government-manipulated fiat currency.

This being the case, we’ve endeavored on a new project: If you purchase a shirt from our Free the Market, Empower People line of products, 10 dollars of your purchase will go directly to people working to spread sound money across the country of Venezuela. This includes helping educate Venezuelan consumers and businesses about Dash and set them up to start using it as a currency, increasing its adoption in the country.

Increasing Dash adoption in the country will not only further Libertarian interests in breaking the financial monopoly of oppressive governments, but directly improve the lives of Venezuelan people desperately searching for money that actually works for them instead of at their expense.

All shirts designed in Venezuela by Giselle Agelvis.

If you want to donate directly to this fund without purchasing, please send dash to the below address:


You can find more about Dash Venezuela here.

Stuffs been added. Things have been made pretty. I’ve also been hitting up conventions.

We’re planning to be at Porcfest this year, at Rogers Campground. We’ll be selling all sorts of fun stuff at the event, so definitely check out our booth.

I’ve also been attending Community Market Days. I’ve gotten a lot of feedback from customers about what sort of stuff is great and what sort of stuff is meh, definitely keep it coming, I love all the feedback I can get.

Shemaghs are in and they are amazing! Reasonably priced and ultra-luxurious, yet durable.

We also have a plethora of new items available on Amazon. This is a great option for people who like to get points on credit cards from purchasing on Amazon. Not all our products will be available on Amazon, but if it’s beneficial to you to go through Amazon, it’s worth checking out.

If you guys aren’t already, definitely follow us on Twitter. As soon as new products come out, they get posted there. Feel free to tweet us if you have product suggestions.

More updates coming soon. If you have our newsletter you can keep track!

I’ll be able to send out newsletters now for anyone interested in receiving them. In order to sign up, check out this page.

I’ll be putting blog posts, new products, and special offers in there on a semi-regular basis; frequent enough to be memorable, scarce enough to not be annoying.

Definitely sign up!

Monero logo

Those who follow us on the Twitter will have noticed that we have ourselves some flags! They might also note that they’re a limited time offer. We only have a limited supply in stock because we are not entirely sure how many people will be interested in this sort of product. If they sell well, we’ll introduce several other types of designs for different types of flags so you guys can hang them from sticks in your yard to let the neighbors know that you like certain things.

I have also introduced Ethereum and Monero payments!

Ethereum is a decentralized platform that runs smart contracts: applications that run exactly as programmed without any possibility of downtime, censorship, fraud or third-party interference.

Monero uses ring signatures, ring confidential transactions, and stealth addresses to obfuscate the origins, amounts, and destinations of all transactions. Monero provides all the benefits of a decentralized cryptocurrency, without any of the typical privacy concessions.

I stole both of those descriptions from their respective websites.

Monero, especially, is a rather interesting currency in my mind. The fact that it seems to take privacy seriously should be rather interesting to anyone who values independence.

I’ve also added several new shirts. They look nice and I’ll be taking more photos of them eventually.

I appreciate anyone who leaves a review, by the way, so if you’ve purchased and are reading this, feel free to write one up.

Lady dressed in red giving a thumbs up

After a lot of testing, credit card payments work. We also are capable of accepting Bitcoin Core, Bitcoin Cash, Litecoin, and Dash.

We’re going to be trying to set up a mailing list soon, as well as getting more products. There are a lot of nice products that are in the works, however they’ll be added once I have them in-hand. In the mean-time, we have t-shirts. 3 of them! They’re really nice. You should purchase them.

Hello there! This is the first post on a blog that I will try to update when we get new products.

As of now, you’ll notice that the shelves are as empty as a Venezuelan petting zoo. This is because I’m not done making the place, yet. I am focusing on getting products that are both high-quality and of high-interest to people who are not interested in having some G-man snooping through their stuff.

For now, though, I simply need a nice blog post to fill in the proper spots in the layout until the real content gets here.

If you’ve found this shop before we’re really open, let me say “Hi”. Please come back in the future, when our digital doors are open wide, our product information detailed and accurate, and our hearts are filled with joy at the sound of laughing customers. Thank you for stopping by.